As birders, bird lovers, and most people who have ever seen a bird know by now, the American Ornithological Society announced on November 1, 2023, that it will change the English common names of all North American birds who are named after people.

No matter how you feel about this decision, it’s still a rare opportunity to give these feathered friends of ours names that befit their appearance, behavior, history, and habitat. Indeed, many websites offered readers to join in the effort just for fun, asking them to suggest new names for these birds saddled with possessive ones. (Unofficially, of course, else the entire AOS bird list might read “Birdy McBirdface.”)
The history of folkloric names for birds is a topic that’s long fascinated me, so I’m going to make use of all the books I’ve collected on this topic to dredge up some of those old-timey names and offer them up for consideration. (Not that anyone’s asked me.)
So here we go, beginning at the top of the official AOS checklist with Ross’s Goose (Anser rossii).

Who’s Ross, for starters? He was a top-level fur trader for the Hudson Bay Company, but he was also a keen naturalist who supplied research and specimens to institutions such as the Smithsonian. And he sported an impressive set of muttonchops.
As for the goose itself, it is a bird about half the size of a Snow Goose, with sleek white feathers and black wingtips. (For an extra fee, you can order one in the rare color variation “blue morph,” a dark-gray version with a white head.)
This goose had plenty of names before an ornithologist, John Cassin, dubbed it Ross’s Goose in 1861. So today’s committee members could possibly choose one of them: Wavey.
According to Folk Names of Canadian Birds by W. L. McAtee (1956), wavey is derived from Cree, Chinook, and Ojibway names for the goose, which are all imitative of its call–a perfectly good way to name a bird. Long-ago ornithologists embellished this name with various adjectives:
- Barking Wavey (listen to them online and yeah, they do sound like small dogs barking at times)
- Lesser Wavey or Little Wavey (is there a Greater Wavey out there?)
- Wart-nosed Wavey (Well, now, there’s no need to be insulting. This unfortunate name was slung at the goose because many adult birds have wartlike bumps at the base of the bill. They’re called “caruncles,” which sounds a bit like a kind of crunchy snack food. Caruncles with Cheez!)
- Horned Wavey (This name also appears to refer to the aforementioned caruncles. I guess they can sometimes be pretty dramatic; a photographer on this site left a comment about seeing one with a caruncle that resembled a rhino’s horn.)
- Scabby-nosed Wavey (OK, now that’s just plain mean. See: caruncles. By now I’m thinking the bird should just be called a Caruncle.)

Oh, and one more old-time name (again with the insults): Galoot (apparently due to the bird not being sufficiently wary of humans, but I bet that’s changed since it was “discovered” by European explorers).
Well, if the powers that be settle on wavey, perhaps they can come up with more flattering descriptors. I doubt the goose would mind being called, say, the Pink-legged Wavey.

